February 2012
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First Impressions
So I got the Amulet of Mara and I’m going around skyrim looking for a female companion. I go up to one like, “hey there”(in a sexy voice) and her opening line to me is “I killed a bear yesterday did you kill anything?” Lol not an ideal opening line ladies -_-
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The man who invented it doesn’t want it. The man who bought it doesn’t need it. The man who needs it doesn’t know it. What is it?
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“caffeine… will KILL YA!”
– The Riddler (Batman 1995 Jim Carrey)
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